BYU has a newspaper called 'The Daily Universe'. It is a pretty ridiculous newspaper in many ways, but so hilarious. They publish 'Police Beats' once a week which is all the different crime that happens on campus that is reported to the campus police. I opened it up this week and read one of the all-time funniest police beats I've ever read.
Suspicous Activity
"Police received a complaint about a man with a rope on the east side of the library trying to lasso people as they walked by. The man was gone when police arrived."
Hahahaha, this is where I live people. Where people not only try to lasso people, it gets reported to the police. And then put in the newspaper.
1 comments:
well I guess if this is as bad as crime gets at BYU you might just be alright!
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