the mission to find diet pepsi man

mom, dad, and i (kristen) are on a mission. okay, maybe mom was not as interested as dad and i, but still, we will include her name. this morning mom said she was going to go for a walk up to the sign and dad and i agreed to go with her. we began our walk and were just enjoying each others company. we reached the sign and began out descent home. i was looking around, noticing all the trash littering the side of the road. i began to pick up some bottles and cans, mom and dad agreed to carry some. after a minute we started realizing how many of the bottles were 1 liter diet pepsi bottles. we found a large plastic bag and started putting the bottles in it. bottle after bottle of 1 liter diet pepsi bottles. in some places there were 4 bottles within 5 feet of each other!!! we were just astonished. we came to the conclusion that there is a very careless man (definitely not a woman) with no morals that drives that road everyday and drinks an insane amount of diet pepsi. we probably picked up at least 30 diet pepsi bottles. we ran into the old lady who loves to exercise and she said during the summer this guy throws out 2 of the 1 liter bottles a day. so dad and i are on a mission to find and prosecute this man. if you have any information you can call me or dad. or the local sheriff. we will find you diet pepsi man!!!!!